when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
Three Times Chris Evans Touched Jeremy Renner’s Left Boob at SDCC 2014
…And One Time Jeremy Touched His
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
welcome to the internet
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
john oliver is really not fucking around
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.