i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they look like baby birds waiting for their mom to regurgitate food in their mouths
Boop to turn off kitten.
STOP YOU CANT DONT THIS TO ME
Note: see comments at the source for notes about the depiction of the sun’s scale.
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
excuse me please tag your nsfw
if macklemore’s last album isn’t titled “Mackle No More” i will be severely disappointed
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
It looks like 2007 is making a comeback!
Ashley Tisdale and Hilary Duff are both planning their returns to music (:
what a wonderful time to be alive
First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
All of the press and stuff - that’s the scary stuff. The acting is what I got trained to do.
so dennys posted this
but then I did a little research of my own and discovered
nice try dennys
what exactly are you trying to pull here dennys